iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

(via innercourse)

deduct:

sometimes my lies get to a point where i get mad when people dont believe me

(via collapsed)

qaming:

me in science

image

(via collapsed)

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

image

(via wonkypenis)

literallysnokoplasm:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

image

(Source: jaclcfrost, via wonkypenis)

mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

image

Some

image

BODY

image

if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

(Source: oyfey, via broken-from-memories)

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via iamthewhitegirl)