tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via tbhfunk)

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

(via broken-from-memories)

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

(via broken-from-memories)

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

(via happiest)

nova-r:

i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan

(via broken-from-memories)

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

image

(Source: kewlichijou99, via trust)